#Joke of the day-spiritual pastor .: Church Jokes

A pastor was invited to a church
program in kaduna state, wen he
got there.. Though, he wanted to
preach about Boko Haram but he
quickly put it indirectly [because
of the fear of boko haram is the
begining of wisdom] so he went
dis way. The title of my topic
today is "YOU WILL NEVER GO THE
SAME WAY U CAME". He continued
preaching And at the same time
also taking time to suspect any
poly bag he sees. Some minutes
later as the preaching was going
on what we heard was
[DUAAAAAH] from outside, in a
blink of an eye, everybody
vanished including the pastor
that ran trough the window. . . .
Some minutes later after d whole
members has gathered, then the
pastor was no were to be found,
they quickly call him on phone.
Member : Hello pastor were are
you?
Pastor : Am in ORE.
Member : [surprise] ah ahhhhh
pastooor. Please come back its
not a bomb it a motor tyre that
burst outside.
Pastor : I know thats why am in
ORE if it was a bomb i would
have been at ASABA.
Member : but pastor you left
through the window, and
anyone who pass through d
window is a thief..
Pastor : what was my topic
today? Member... U WILL NEVER
GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME.
Pastors : So i came through the
door and i left through the
windows