Karismatic Entertainment: November 2015

Saturday, 28 November 2015

Quote of the day

It is not what we have but who we are, Learn t live in the Now, nt tomorow t future but now because you were created for this moment & thiis moment for you.

19 Year Old Pastor Impregnates Female Church Overseer

A 19-year-old pastor has impregnated his church founder and snatched her from her husband.

The 19-year-old pastor in Zimbabwe, Frank Emmanuel, has caused a stir after he allegedly impregnated the founder of his church, Bernadette Nyanga, 26, and snatching her from her husband, reports Masasi News.

The woman who is the owner of Hope and Life Ministries based in Dangamvura, has been married for two years to Leslie Mparutsa, but has been having sexual relationships with her young pastor and is currently carrying his baby.

But the 19-year-old pastor has maintained that he did not get another man’s wife pregnant because the woman and her husband have been separated and according to him, she was free to date him.

“I am not dating someone’s wife. The two (Bernadette and Leslie) broke up and I don’t know why he is continuously pestering her.

If you want to get the truth, call Bernadette on her Net One line. Leslie is out to tarnish my image as a man of God as well as that of Bernadette who recently founded her own ministry.

She is a woman of God and some people are misleading Leslie to tarnish our image. I cannot say anything on the alleged affair, why can’t you phone Bernadette?” Emmanuel told reporters

But the bitter husband is not having any of that, accusing Emmanuel of being the cause of the break down of his marriage.

“I have lost my wife of two years to a young pastor in Dangamvura, Frank and the two are spending most of their time together. At one time, I confronted Frank to leave my wife alone, but he told me that Bernadette had lied to her that she had divorced me.

The two continued with their affair. I arrived home last Tuesday night from church and discovered that my wife was not at home. I waited for her return in vain and decided to look for her at Frank’s house in Area 3.

It was around midnight and I was told that he had left and was now staying in Founders area of Nyamauru also in Dangamvura,” he said.

Leslie said followed the two to their new love nest and allegedly caught up with the lovebirds who were walking in the company of Frank’s three body guards.

“The body guards confronted me and told me to leave the two alone. They warned me never to confront their prophet again. I left them and decided to make a police report at Dangamvura Police Station since I had been threatened by them as well as Bernadette’s text messages.

I was advised by the police that it was a civil matter. I was actually forced by her late mother to marry Bernadette. My late mother -in- law bankrolled my wedding in December 2013 after I had told her that I did not have the resources for such an occasion.

She said I would repay her later, but unfortunately, she passed on before I paid her money back. My two year marriage with Bernadette failed to produce any children and I later discovered that my wife was taking birth control tablets. What is paining me most is her claims that she is now carrying Frank’s baby, yet our marriage is still to be annulled,” the agrieved Mparutsa said

ADELE’S “25” SOLD MORE COPIES IN ITS FIRST WEEK THAN ANY OTHER ALBUM ON EARTH  NOVEMBER 25, 2015  ONTV ADMIN  ENTERTAINMENT  0

Adele’s 25 just keeps on getting bigger.

After already breaking the single-week U.S. sales

record for an album in slightly more than three

days, 25 is now gunning to sell 3 million copies in

its first week, according to industry forecasters.

25 was released on Nov. 20 through XL/Columbia

Records and is Adele’s third studio album.

After processing the first sales reports from

Monday, Nov. 23, the album has already sold at

least 2,433,000 in pure album sales in slightly more

than three days. That sum beat the single-week

record for an album since Nielsen began tracking

sales in 1991, set by *NSYNC’s No Strings

Attached, when it debuted with 2,416,000 in the

week ending March 26, 2000.

Nielsen Music began tracking point-of-sale music

purchases in 1991. Prior to 1991, there was no

authoritative music sales tracking service in the U.S.

and thus, it was mostly unknown how many copies

of an album or song/single were sold in a single

week.

The sales tracking week ends at the close of

business on Thursday, Nov. 26. Billboard is

scheduled to report 25’s debut week sales on

Sunday, Nov. 29, once Nielsen has finished

processing its weekly data.

#Joke of the day-spiritual pastor .: Church Jokes

A pastor was invited to a church
program in kaduna state, wen he
got there.. Though, he wanted to
preach about Boko Haram but he
quickly put it indirectly [because
of the fear of boko haram is the
begining of wisdom] so he went
dis way. The title of my topic
today is "YOU WILL NEVER GO THE
SAME WAY U CAME". He continued
preaching And at the same time
also taking time to suspect any
poly bag he sees. Some minutes
later as the preaching was going
on what we heard was
[DUAAAAAH] from outside, in a
blink of an eye, everybody
vanished including the pastor
that ran trough the window. . . .
Some minutes later after d whole
members has gathered, then the
pastor was no were to be found,
they quickly call him on phone.
Member : Hello pastor were are
you?
Pastor : Am in ORE.
Member : [surprise] ah ahhhhh
pastooor. Please come back its
not a bomb it a motor tyre that
burst outside.
Pastor : I know thats why am in
ORE if it was a bomb i would
have been at ASABA.
Member : but pastor you left
through the window, and
anyone who pass through d
window is a thief..
Pastor : what was my topic
today? Member... U WILL NEVER
GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME.
Pastors : So i came through the
door and i left through the
windows

Friday, 27 November 2015

2FACE IS A CHIEF IN KADUNA

Award winning and “Dance Go” crooner, Innocent Idibia also known as 2face Idibia, yesterday announced that he has been bestowed with a chieftaincy title from the people of Kaduna.

2baba as he is also called was crowned the Tafindan Kaduna (Ambassador of Peace) due to his charity and his peaceful voting campaign initiative in the state.

The producer, out of joy broke the news to his Instagram followers, expressing his gratitude. He wrote:

“With one love from kaduna!! Little Big things create mighty things!! Maximum respect to the executive Governor of kaduna state, Mallam Nasir El Rufai. #GRATEFUL #INTERGRITY #ONELOVE #KUDENDAN #KADUNA #NIGERIA”

He was received by the Kaduna State Governor, Mallam Nasir El- Rufai and was accompanied by his wife, Annie Idibia.

#JOKE OF THE DAY

During a class test, Teacher wrote on the board..."Write a letter to your friend from another school, tell him about your school, and also invite him to your school's upcoming inter house sport."In Just 10 minutes, Chucks was done writing, hurriedly stood up and ran out of the class with his Test paper sheet. 2 hours later, he came back to the class sweating, looking relaxed and smiling. The Teacher shouted, "Chucks! Come here, where went you? Why did you leave my class without permission and who permitted you to go out with your test Sheet?!"Chucks replied, "As I was writing the letter, I quickly remembered my friend's mom planned to pay a visit today to my friend. So I rushed to give her the letter so she can help me deliver it to him."

Quote of the day.

Success comes to those who become success conscious. Failure comes to those who indifferently allow themselves to become failure conscious.

FORMER HOD TO VISIT KARISMATIC

The former Head of Department, Mass Communication Department of Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, Abeokuta (MAPOLY) will visit the headquarters of Karismatic Entertainment.

Alh. Goke who will use the platform to critique the weekly newsletter produced by SIWES students of the organization has praised the previous publication of the students

"I am very happy to realize that students of this organization could produce such a publication without their supervisor's assistance", the former HOD said.

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

FOR LADIES ONLY: HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF WHEN YOUR BF CATCHES YOU NAKED WITH ANODA GUY

My Galfrnd told me she is Pregnant........ Wow!!! I almost slapped her. I av not seen her for more than a Year....so how come? This

was her explanation....

Chuks...dont be offended o. What really happened was that

some months ago, a friend of mine came to visit me....we

discussed and wen it was time 4 him to go home, it was raining,

so I told him to wait cos he didnt hav an umbrella.....it rained

into d night and he had to sleep over at my place.

That night, I lay on d bed, while he laid in the floor..... Babe, I

know you wont believ me but in the midnyt.....a heavy breeze

blew and behold my bra n pants were blown away by d

breeze.....i was naked..... The breeze was so heavy dat it blew the

guy's boxers away!!!

Ah!!!

Before I cud try to get my bra n pants, the breeze blew me from

the bed and i fell on top of the guy's #thing which immediately

entered my #thing. Gosh! Immediately d guy #poured

#something #lyk #ogi insyd my #thing......... I swear it was a

mistake o... It was the breeze. Babe forgive me!!! Dat was how I

became pregnant....

Advice!!! What should I do?????

By: Mc Karikasure 08137123319....incase u av any advice...cos am thinkin of going on a mosquito killing rampage

KISS DANIELS, ORITSEFEM, OREZI STORM ABEOKUTA

Woju crooner, Kiss Daniels performed at the prestigious Park Inn, Kuto, Abeokuta alongside popular music acts such as Orezi and Oritsefemi.

The event which also had in attendance....popular disc jockey, DJ Shabzy and ..finest comedian Omoba was fun-filled.

During the event there were rumours that the artistes initially refused to perform because the organizers could not meet up to the financial agreement.

SIWES Students of Karismatic Entertainment were at the colourful event to cover it and also secured an exclusive interview with Kiss Daniels and Orezi, which would be published on our soon-to-be launched soft-sell, KARISMA Magazine.

GERRARA HERE !!!

'Journalism opens any door', has been the mantra instilled in our minds but we were never told that journalists would be told....Gerrara here!!!

At a recent event in a prestigious hotel in Lagos(name witheld), some reporters of Karismatic Entertainment tasked with the publication of KARISMA Magazine barged into the reception, showed their ID cards and demanded to be allowed to go into the hotel's poolside where an event was holding

Alas! The fierce-looking, koboke-wielding, tear-gas pocketed, mountanious-looking Bouncer (dont be offended...if u had seen d bouncer u would have lent me more adjectives), simply looked at the reporters and said: "NA WHO INVITE UNA?"

I took it upon myself to reply on behalf of my colleagues and retorted: "WE JUST SEE SAY EVENT DEY HERE AND WE WAN COVER AM"

With a cold, deadly and menancing look, the Bouncer lifted the Koboko and screamed the magic words: GERRARA HERE !!!

With my hands in my face to block the Koboko incase anytin happens, I turned to my fellow reporters to advice them that we should turn back............................................................BUT!!!...........I COULDNT FIND THEM.

They had already GERRARAed there...and I had to also GERRARAed there too.

I think the govt shud assist us by informing event organizers in Nigeria to always allow us enter ANY event to gather news.......#juz...sayin

KARISMATIC QUESTION

Have you ever wondered d kind of prayer wey two brodas wey dey
do different work go dey pray?
Imagine say one of dem dey work 4 govt office n he dey board bus go work, n d oda one dey sell gala 4
road...
-.1ST BRODA: God abeg make d road free, so dat i go fit go work
early o..

-2ND BRODA: ..God no mind my useless broda o, make go-slow n
hold-up dey, so dat i go fit sell my gala o.

..na who God wan answer im prayer nw????

KARISMATIC TO LAUNCH MAGAZINE

The number one entertainment group in Nigeria..(pls dont laugh..cos we are hoping) will launch a soft sell magazine on the 20th of December, 2015.

The magazine named KARISMA Magazine would focus on profiling prominent individuals within Lagos and Ogun State, in a bid to unraveling their eccentries...success stories..challenges..and other private facts about them.

According to the Director of Karismatic Entertainment who also doubles as the publisher of the magazine, Mr. Chuks Ejimkonye, "KARISMA Magazine would educate and entertain us in a completely weird manner that is antinominal"

STUDENTS AT KARISMATIC PRODUCES WEEKLY NEWSLETTER

SIWES students at Karismatic Entertainment have published a weekly newsletter as part of their weekly group project.

The students who were divided into four groups produced a four-page mini newsletter for their various groups namely: Weekly Observer, Weekly Mirror, Weekly Times and Weekly Record

During an interview with of the the students, Egbetola Busayo, she claimed that the production was stressful but educative

"I learnt how to design the pages of a publication and how to edit...but it was tough", she stated.

KARISMATIC ORGANIZES SIWES

The Director of Karismatic Entertainment, Mr. Chuks Ejimkonye has organized a SIWES programme for Mass Communication Students of Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, Abeokuta.

The program which will run for three months would be based on Magazine production and Film production.

According to Mr. Ejimkonye, "The students would be taught the act of publishing a magazine and producing a short film during the SIWES period".