FOR LADIES ONLY: HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF WHEN YOUR BF CATCHES YOU NAKED WITH ANODA GUY

 My Galfrnd told me she is Pregnant........ Wow!!! I almost slapped her. I av not seen her for more than a Year....so how come? This

was her explanation....

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Chuks...dont be offended o. What really happened was that

some months ago, a friend of mine came to visit me....we

discussed and wen it was time 4 him to go home, it was raining,

so I told him to wait cos he didnt hav an umbrella.....it rained

into d night and he had to sleep over at my place.

That night, I lay on d bed, while he laid in the floor..... Babe, I

know you wont believ me but in the midnyt.....a heavy breeze

blew and behold my bra n pants were blown away by d

breeze.....i was naked..... The breeze was so heavy dat it blew the

guy's boxers away!!!

 Ah!!! 

Before I cud try to get my bra n pants, the breeze blew me from

the bed and i fell on top of the guy's #thing which immediately

entered my #thing. Gosh! Immediately d guy #poured

#something #lyk #ogi insyd my #thing......... I swear it was a

mistake o... It was the breeze. Babe forgive me!!! Dat was how I

became pregnant....

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Advice!!! What should I do?????

By: Mc Karikasure 08137123319....incase u av any advice...cos am thinkin of going on a mosquito killing rampage