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Sunday, 28 February 2016
VIDEO ALERT.... SOPANO.... FT... KARIKASURE AND GRANDPA
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DICAPRIO FINALLY WINS THE OSCAR
At last Leonardo DiCaprio has won his first Oscar, having been
nominated six times.
Accepting his best actor award for The Revenant, DiCaprio
said: "Let us not take our planet for granted. I do not take
tonight for granted."
Britons Mark Rylance and Sam Smith won for best
supporting actor and best original song.
Mad Max: Fury Road, nominated for 10 Oscars, has picked
up six, including one for Briton Jenny Beavan.
She won the best costume design award for her work on the
film.
JOKE OF THE DAY..... people can lie
Edited by: Daramola Kemi and Egbetola Busayo
Olumide grew up in Ogun state. He went to law school in London. After his studies he decided to come back to Ogun, because he could be a big man in Ogun.
So he opened his new law office. The first day, he saw a man coming up to his office & decided to make a big impression. As the man came tocthe door; He pretended to be on d land-line phone & told d man to take a seat.
Olumide said while on the phone: ___"No. Absolutely not! U tell those clowns in New York dat am not traveling all d way dat side to settle d case for less than a million bucks".
"Yes! D Appeal Court has agreed to hear d case next week. l will b handling d primary argument & d other members of my team will provide support.
"Okay. Alryt....Give d State Prosecutor my regards and.......Olumide smiled"
D visitor sat patiently as he rattled instructions.
Finally, Olumide put down the telephone & said: "I'm sorry for d delay, but as u can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for u?"
The man said: "I am from NITEL and I've come to connect ur land phone because it is not working Sir.
Lobatan!!!!
Olumide grew up in Ogun state. He went to law school in London. After his studies he decided to come back to Ogun, because he could be a big man in Ogun.
So he opened his new law office. The first day, he saw a man coming up to his office & decided to make a big impression. As the man came tocthe door; He pretended to be on d land-line phone & told d man to take a seat.
Olumide said while on the phone: ___"No. Absolutely not! U tell those clowns in New York dat am not traveling all d way dat side to settle d case for less than a million bucks".
"Yes! D Appeal Court has agreed to hear d case next week. l will b handling d primary argument & d other members of my team will provide support.
"Okay. Alryt....Give d State Prosecutor my regards and.......Olumide smiled"
D visitor sat patiently as he rattled instructions.
Finally, Olumide put down the telephone & said: "I'm sorry for d delay, but as u can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for u?"
The man said: "I am from NITEL and I've come to connect ur land phone because it is not working Sir.
Lobatan!!!!
Lol... Picture of the day
Saturday, 20 February 2016
JOKE OF THE DAY
EDITED BY: OBADIMU OLUWAFUNMILAYO
A teacher in ogbomosho asked his students, 1+1= ?.
A student stood up and said 4.
An ijebu man passing by overheard the response, he shook his head and said:
"This APC government will kill us in this country. Everything
has increased, dollar, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer, ladies ...everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4... Na wa oh!
A teacher in ogbomosho asked his students, 1+1= ?.
A student stood up and said 4.
An ijebu man passing by overheard the response, he shook his head and said:
"This APC government will kill us in this country. Everything
has increased, dollar, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer, ladies ...everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4... Na wa oh!
Chai...... 15 YEAR OLD GIRL SOLD FOR 72 THOUSAND NAIRA ONLY
Compiled by Ogbonna Wisdom and Kehinde Hamzat
According to Punch, A two-year search for a
15-year-old Togolese girl, Assana, has led to
the arrest of seven human traffickers by the
Zone F Headquarters of the Nigeria
Immigrations Services in Ibadan.
One of the arrested persons is a man
simply known as Cossy, the brother of the
girl who has since been found and
reunited with her family in Togo.
The Deputy Comptroller in charge of anti-
human trafficking unit of the
headquarters, Kola Sofuwa, who spoke on
behalf of the Assistant Comptroller-General
and Zonal Coordinator of the Zone F
Headquarters, Mike Longe, said a letter,
which declared Assana missing for the past
two years, and which was addressed to the
Nigeria Immigration Service triggered the
search.
He explained that the girl was brought to
Nigeria from Togo by her brother when
she was 13 years old in 2013 without any
travelling documents and was made to
work for various end users, who paid
various sums of money that never got to
the victim.
“We got the letter in form of a petition
and set out looking for Assana. We were
able to apprehend the brother who
brought her to Nigeria and involved her
in a long chain of human trafficking
ring. He first handed her over to a
Togolese trafficking agent called Aishat in
Eruwa who also contracted her out to
one Alfa Sabe, 55, with an agreement of
N60,000 annual wage that never got to
the victim.
“One woman simply known as Iya
Onigele also paid N72,000 for her
services to a Nigerian agent, Iya Nofisat.
When she could not endure the hardship,
Assana ran away and unfortunately
ended up in the hands of another agent,
Titi, who is now at large.
Her final destination was the home of a
pastor, Mrs Dorcas Afelumo, who also paid
N72,000 for her in exchange for domestic
services. Even the brother, Cossy, lost track
of her before she was rescued at the clergy
woman’s house,” he added.
Condemning the inhuman journey Assana
was made to go through in her early life,
Sofuwa said the girl who has since been
reunited with her family in Togo while the
arrested human traffickers would be
handed over to the National Agency for the
Prohibition of Trafficking in Persons for
appropriate penalty.
He promised that the other two
accomplices at large would be
apprehended soon, while noting that in
2015, 103 victims were reunited with their
families in various West African countries
by the Zone F Headquarters.
According to Punch, A two-year search for a
15-year-old Togolese girl, Assana, has led to
the arrest of seven human traffickers by the
Zone F Headquarters of the Nigeria
Immigrations Services in Ibadan.
One of the arrested persons is a man
simply known as Cossy, the brother of the
girl who has since been found and
reunited with her family in Togo.
The Deputy Comptroller in charge of anti-
human trafficking unit of the
headquarters, Kola Sofuwa, who spoke on
behalf of the Assistant Comptroller-General
and Zonal Coordinator of the Zone F
Headquarters, Mike Longe, said a letter,
which declared Assana missing for the past
two years, and which was addressed to the
Nigeria Immigration Service triggered the
search.
He explained that the girl was brought to
Nigeria from Togo by her brother when
she was 13 years old in 2013 without any
travelling documents and was made to
work for various end users, who paid
various sums of money that never got to
the victim.
“We got the letter in form of a petition
and set out looking for Assana. We were
able to apprehend the brother who
brought her to Nigeria and involved her
in a long chain of human trafficking
ring. He first handed her over to a
Togolese trafficking agent called Aishat in
Eruwa who also contracted her out to
one Alfa Sabe, 55, with an agreement of
N60,000 annual wage that never got to
the victim.
“One woman simply known as Iya
Onigele also paid N72,000 for her
services to a Nigerian agent, Iya Nofisat.
When she could not endure the hardship,
Assana ran away and unfortunately
ended up in the hands of another agent,
Titi, who is now at large.
Her final destination was the home of a
pastor, Mrs Dorcas Afelumo, who also paid
N72,000 for her in exchange for domestic
services. Even the brother, Cossy, lost track
of her before she was rescued at the clergy
woman’s house,” he added.
Condemning the inhuman journey Assana
was made to go through in her early life,
Sofuwa said the girl who has since been
reunited with her family in Togo while the
arrested human traffickers would be
handed over to the National Agency for the
Prohibition of Trafficking in Persons for
appropriate penalty.
He promised that the other two
accomplices at large would be
apprehended soon, while noting that in
2015, 103 victims were reunited with their
families in various West African countries
by the Zone F Headquarters.
Thursday, 18 February 2016
PHOTO OF THE DAY
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