#JOKE OF THE DAY

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood

in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge

wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all

the clocks?''

St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone who has ever been on earth has a

Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on

your clock move.''

''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''

''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter.

''The hands have never moved, indicating

that she never told a lie.''

''Incredible!'' , said the man. ''And whose

clock is that one?''

St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham

Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice,

telling us that Abraham told only two lies in

his entire life.''

''Where is the clock of the Nigerian

PRESIDENT?'' asked

the man.

St Peter replied, "it's in the office. We are

using it as ceiling fan.